If your toast gets stuck in the toaster Do not put a fork in the toaster while it is hooked up, or look out I did and I got caught in the current Pulled me in and shook me while it held me tight There are many dangers .. Read »

We're talkin' about a thick necked man in the city Build a pub a blood and sweat Swears by God he'll stand by justice He aint stood by justice yet He get's them drunk and gets their money They cash their welfare checks f.. Read »

I will come to you in the day time I will graze into your bed I will kiss you in four places as I go swimming around in your hair I will squeeze the life right out of you I will make you laugh and make you cry and you m.. Read »

One there were two knights and maidens They'd walk together Out in the gardens In all kinds of weather The knights always pestered the maidens To love them together Out in the gardens And they could watc.. Read »

Once there were two knights and maidens They'd walk together Out in the gardens In all kinds of weather The knights always pestered the maidens To love them together Out in the gardens And they could watch each other.. Read »

Don't leave me in all this pain Don't leave me out in the rain Come back and bring back the smile Come and take these tears away I need your arms to hold me now The nights are so unkind Bring back those nights when I he.. Read »

Don't call my name out your window, I'm leavin' I won't even turn my head Don't send your kinfolks to give me no talkin' I'll be gone, like I said You'd say the same old thing that you been sayin' all along Lay there in .. Read »

We three kings of Orient are Bearing gifts we traverse afar Field and fountain, moor and mountain Following yonder star O star of wonder, star of night Star with royal beauty bright Westward leading, still proceeding .. Read »

When I go out with artists They talk about language and the cubists and the dadaist And I try to catch their meanings And keep up with all the martinis I don't know which should be my favorite paintings If I could see,.. Read »

When I go out with artists They talk about language and the cubists and the dadaists And I try to catch their meanings And keep up with all the martinis I don't know which should be my favorite paintings If I could see.. Read »