When I'm sampling from your bosom Sometimes I suffer from distractions like Why does God cause things like tornadoes and train wrecks? [CHORUS] When I'm swimming in When I'm swimming in your ocean Floating aloft on cr.. Read »

Peter Pumpkinhead came to town Spreading wisdom and cash around Fed the starving and housed the poor Showed the Vatican what gold's for But he made too many enemies Of the people who would keep us on our knees .. Read »

Darling I've been thinking this one through We've been fighting like cat and dog now here's what we've go to do This life in the city is killing the love that we one knew We could be happy in the country We would spend .. Read »

There's a skeleton in everybody's closet I can think of one or two in my own room But I would like to introduce them both to you You'd shake their bony hands and so dispell the gloom [CHORUS] 'Cause you're so kind I k.. Read »

'Twas in the moon of wintertime When all the birds had fled That mighty Gitchi Manitou Sent angel choirs instead Before their light the stars grew dim And wandering hunters heard the hymn Jesus your King is born, Jesu.. Read »

Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum Our newborn King to see, pa rum pum pum pum Our finest gifts to bring, pa rum pum pum pum To lay before the King, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum So to honour him.. Read »

Five... four... three... two... one... zero... ignition... Long ago, a woman prayed that her suitors be Repelled so she might serve God and be his only God heard her prayers floating up and his heart was cheered He rewa.. Read »

She knows the future like the palm in your hand She knows your past like the lay of the land The first time she met me she saw right through me Some cards and a cane in her hand - and she said: All the years that have c.. Read »

He's changing the string now! He's changing his string It's ruining everything But soon the winds will change And the string too will be changed And then they'll sit down on their hands And if no one understands They.. Read »

It may be that I'd like to But I won't fall in love with you We won't spend the rest of our lives together But anyway couldn't we go on a trip together We could go to the British Islands And hike around the Scottish Hi.. Read »