My doctor told me that it was time for me to have my X ray Of course, I had many nightmares about that fatal day The room was dark and my skeleton was floating on the wall My voice trembles down inside me I'm tra.. Read »

Some folks say that life is just a veil of tears Not me man I can't pack enough into these years I don't care if it's spring summer winter or fall Make no fuss about the seasons, 'cause I like 'em all Here on ear.. Read »

Some folks say that life is just a veil of tears Not me man I can't pack enough into these years I don't care if it's spring summer winter or fall Make no fuss about the seasons, 'cause I like 'em all Here on earth I'll hav.. Read »

How does a duck know what direction south is? And how to tell his wife from all the other ducks? You can cut a chicken's head off and it will keep on running and twitching [CHORUS] When everything seems planned out wh.. Read »

I said, "I'm drinkin' up. Would you like a belt yerself?" You said, "Thanks, but no thanks, I don't drink, myself. But you go right ahead, my friend, I'm not the sort that minds." "That's good to hear," I said "Becau.. Read »

I love your guts, I love your goo Your ugly blood, your creepy heart The heart that's true to me and you I thank you I'd eat your gum, I'd eat your goo I love the blood that lights your eyes And makes your .. Read »

Watch that spider in the bathroom sink He¹s a better friend than you might think So let him spin his web in peace He catches creepy crawly things I never fall asleep at night I never get the chance My thoughts won't .. Read »

Running into you like this without warning Is like catching a sniff of tequila in the morning But I'll try, I'll try to keep my food down That's quite an aftertaste that you've left now that you're not around You.. Read »

Well looky here now, my oh my I got a bug stuck in my eye I feel the chill right through my coat I got a pill stuck in my throat I'm a man, walking with a stick I'm a man who likes to get in his kicks I'm the man, .. Read »

Running into you like this without warning Is like catching a sniff of tequila in the morning But I'll try, I'll try to keep my food down That's quite an after-taste that you've left now that you're not around You can j.. Read »