Listen to the grass that's out there blowin' Look at that tractor just there sittin' It's my name that the bottle's callin' Listen to the goddamn song I'm singin' Drink your wine, listen to the crickets It's so fine ou.. Read »

Sometimes its hard to be a woman Givin' all your love to just one man You'll have bad times And he'll have good times Doin' things that you don't understand But if you love him you'll forgive him Even thoug.. Read »

I can barely feel the sheets with all these crumbs down in my bed How can I get to sleep with all this buzzin in my head And who'd have ever thought that I'd not complain about a mess I'm sorry to be right I guess .. Read »

Tarzan wasn't a ladies man, he'd just come along and scoop em up under his arm like that, quick as a cat, in the jungle. Clark Kent, now there was a real gent, he would not be caught sittin around in no jungle scape, du.. Read »

Now that I've used up all my ideas Here in my little house by the sea I search for a usable memory but none comes to me In grade one, my teacher could do embalming She'd stuff the bodies of dead little birds She told u.. Read »

There's some stuff on my shoe That's got nothing to do With the places you think that I've been And the stuff on my breath Isn't some kiss of death From the people you think I've been seeing Could I pleas.. Read »

Although you think me cold and slimy I've got a nice home I've tasted your best guacamole And siesta'd at noon in the cool of the soil A worm's life can be easy If you lay low, out of sight Sometimes it's too hot fo.. Read »

I've been aching to sneeze Begging please, pretty please But I can't get the thing to come out I've been down on my knees I've been pissing on trees But the evil thing just won't come out Come on out, .. Read »

What is it that makes me just a little bit queasy? There's a breeze that makes my breathing not so easy. I've had my lungs checked out with X-rays. I've smelled the hospital hallways. Someday I'll have a disappearing hairlin.. Read »

What is it that makes me just a little bit queasy? There's a breeze that makes my breathing not so easy I've had my lungs checked out with X rays I've smelled the hospital hallways Someday I'll have a disappearing hairl.. Read »