I've all my wisdom teeth Two up top, two beneath And yet I'll recognise My mouth says things that aren't so wise But when I sing my darling's praise I know I'm right, or close anyways For she's a gem upon th.. Read »

I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still Da do ron ron ron, da do ron ron Somebody told me that his name was Bill Da do ron ron ron, da do ron ron Yeah, my heart stood still, yeah, his name was Bill And when he wal.. Read »

I thought of you and made believe Until I made you real You played with me You stayed with me And knew just what I'd feel The lips I never kissed Are lips I can't forget The dress you never wore On the day we never .. Read »

I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window I saw the flickering shadows of love on her blind She was my woman As she deceived me I watched and went out of my mind My, my, my, Delilah Why, why, why, Deli.. Read »

I get up every morning I'm mean to everyone But you just you ignore me You seem think it's fun And I need to get away And you need to get away from me And you see it's the right thing And that is why you're right for.. Read »

Brad: She is the queen, oh yeah, alright Long live the queen, oh yeah, alright Ellen: It's not that I'm so tricky It's not that I'm so dumb It's not that I'm a filter queen That sucks up all the scum .. Read »

Brad: The first Noel, the angels did say Unto certain poor shephards in fields where they lay In fields where they lay keeping their sheep On a cold winter's night that was so deep Both: No.. Read »

I want it cheap, I want it now I want it fast, and I want it with feeling I want it deep, I want a vow I want it to last, and I want it with meaning I will come and get you in the morning We'll just go and not give .. Read »

Hello, Mr. Fussy Hello, Mrs. Nice Have you ever shared a bathtub Full of beer and ice? I know you want to I know you can Put down your children And free up your hands Come on and free up your hands Come on a.. Read »

Now that I've used up all my ideas Here in my little house by the sea I search for a usable memory but none comes to me In grade one, my teacher could do embalming She'd stuff the bodies of dead little birds S.. Read »