When you start your journey, you go and meet your driver You shake his hand, and hope he's feeling well The things to come may be somewhat unfamiliar Like eating herring where the sun does not go down Our driver calculate.. Read »

Long ago, a woman prayed that her suitors be Repelled so she might serve God, be His only God heard her prayers floating up and his heart was cheered He rewarded her amply with a full beard But then she wondered if she .. Read »

Oooh, there's so much fun Oooh, there's so much fun The party's over, baby The businessmen are waking up Its time to go now, baby Lets move on out and shake it up At my place... Well fun time's over, ba.. Read »

[Brad] Give me a Bud and a slice And leave me alone If I want your advice, I'll ask ya They tell me caviar's nice, but I wouldn't know So what's it to you? Who needs your airs And your micro-brew? [t.. Read »

You try to play it cool, but you're pissed with me In the swimming pool where you kissed with me You're a shiny jewel, two-fistin' drinks on me You're a killing tool, you're getting pissed with me Pissed with me, baby .. Read »

I know that you don't love me I know you hate my guts I know the nasty things you say About me, to those sluts Well, maybe I'm a weasel Maybe I'm a liar Maybe I'm a skinny punk Who couldn't change .. Read »

You could be away for quite some time But you'd never leave my foolish mind You can step right on my foolish heart You had me hooked, you had me from the start Put me in a corner of your mind Think of me and you from t.. Read »

In the merry month of June from me home I started Left the girls of Tuam a-really broken-hearted Saluted Father dear, kissed me darlin' Mother Drank a pint of beer, me grief and fears to smother Then off to re.. Read »

I shot an ol' bottle with my favorite gun just last night It shattered and the sound made me feel like the king I am The neighbors all heard and got scared Thought it was a gunfight But hell, it was fun, so I did it again.. Read »

McCormack and Richard Tauber are sitting by the bed There's a glass of punch below your feet and an angel at your head There's devils on each side of you with bottles in their hands Gimme one more drop of poison and .. Read »