It was a weekend's eve, I had sex on my breath I was lookin' for somethin' to see. With a borrowed black leather and my best fishin' hat. Well it was just Wendy O. and me. We called old Swamp Up on the telephone And s.. Read »

When I was born, the doc he held me by my ankles smacked my red behind. They hosed me down, wrapped me like a bean burrito then marked the date and time. Hats off, to the ones that string the beads together and keep the duc.. Read »

[Originally by Pink Floyd] Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar. You're gonna go far, fly high, You're never gonna die, you're gonna make it if you try; they're gonna love you. Well, I've always had a deep respect, and I mea.. Read »

Questions deserving answers Answers deserving action What am I of the populi I am but a fraction Is there heaven? Is there Hell? Is that tuna melt I smell? Come on.. Read »

Here they come Here come the bastards I heard it from a confident - Who heard it form a confidant They're definately on their way There's one with this idea Something about a hammer head shark Nosehairs and flatus Best keep .. Read »

[Originally by Peter Gabriel] I know something about opening windows and doors I know how to move quietly to creep across creaky wooden floors I know where to find precious things in all your cupboards and drawers Slipping t.. Read »

My socks and shoes always match Is it Luck? There's a foot at the end of each of my legs Is it Luck?I can play my bass for you Is it Luck?Some gals like to kiss my face Is it Luck? Is it Luck? There was food inside your mouth.. Read »

I just want to satisfy you I would like to rectify you Pay no attention to what you've heard This mediocrity is so absurd. But I won't listen to erratic advice Don't make me ask you nice I just want to satisfy you I wo.. Read »

Jerry was a race car driver And he drove so goddamned fast He never did win no checkered flag But he never did come in last Jerry was a race car driver He'd say El solo number one With a bocephus sticker On his 442 he'd light.. Read »

Jerry was a race car driver And he drove so goddamned fast He never did win no checkered flag But he never did come in last Jerry was a race car driver He'd say "El solo number one" With a bocephus sticker On his 442 h.. Read »