Jerry Was A Race Car Driver

And He Drove So Goddamned Fast

He Never Did Win No Checkered Flag

But He Never Did Come In Last

Jerry Was A Race Car Driver

He'd Say "El Solo Number One"

With A Bocephus Sticker

On His 442 He'd Light 'em Up

Just For Fun



Captain Pierce Was A Fireman

Richmond Engine #3

I'll Be A Wealthy Man When I Get

A Dime For All The Things That

Man Taught To Me

Captain Pierce Was A Strong Man

Strong As Any Man Alive

It Stuck In His Craw That They

Made Him Retire At The Age Of 65



Jerry Was A Race Car Driver

22 Years Old

Had Too Many Cold Beers One Night

And Wrapped Himself Around A Telephone Pole.