Jerry Was A Race Car Driver
And He Drove So Goddamned Fast
He Never Did Win No Checkered Flag
But He Never Did Come In Last
Jerry Was A Race Car Driver
He'd Say El Solo Number One
With A Bocephus Sticker
On His 442 He'd Light 'em Up
Just For Fun

Captain Pierce Was A Fireman
Richmond Engine #3
I'll Be A Wealthy Man When I Get
A Dime For All The Things That
Man Taught To Me
Captain Pierce Was A Strong Man
Strong As Any Man Alive
It Stuck In His Craw That They
Made Him Retire At The Age Of 65

Jerry Was A Race Car Driver
22 Years Old
Had Too Many Cold Beers One Night
And Wrapped Himself Around A Telephone Pole.