I was quiet as a mouse, When I snuck into your house, And took roofies with your spouse, In a nit and out a louse. And lice are lousy all the time, They suck your blood drink your wine. Say shut up and quit your crying, Give .. Read »

Light as a feather stiff as a board Light as a feather stiff as a board Stink mama come ride my rollercoaster of love Tell me that I'm good (tell me that I'm cute) Light as a feather stiff as a board Light as a feather stiff .. Read »

And the weatherman said to my friend, "What's your name?" My friend said, "Write yours down, mine is almost the same." Erase the "S" and "M" in their place put a "G" and "R" And an "ND" look at me what's that say Then the wea.. Read »

Shoulda heard what my talking ernest said to your talking pee-wee He said "last night that furby it was talkin to me Talking in the language of love" And then my talking ernest said to your talking pee-wee He said "that mann.. Read »

The beer I had for breakfast was a bottle of mad dog And my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off You said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye I said don't you mean pediddle? and I lit his house on fire He came h.. Read »

I never wanted to be better than my friends I just wanted to prove wrong the people in my head The ones who told me I'd be better off dead The ones who told me that I would never win When I delivered newspapers they said I w.. Read »

The sound of ataris kills working class men Who know that they'll never drive fast cars again Heroes are broken the cello is burnt Pictures of babies are covered with dirt Elbows are bleeding the sneakers have holes Decaying .. Read »

When they ask me what I need I'll say a capo, a lemonade, a dollar fifty A big bathtub, prosthetic feet, diana ross' role in mahogany So I can hang out with billy dee williams, and he can hang out with me Pizza, love, and hom.. Read »

I took the polaroid down in my room I'm pretty sure you have a new girlfriend It's not as if I don't like you It just makes me sad whenever I see it Cause I like to be gone most of the time And you like to be home most of th.. Read »

The flower said, "I wish I was a tree" The tree said, "I wish I could be A different kind of tree" The cat wished that it was a bee The turtle wished that it could fly Really high into the sky Over rooftops and then dive Deep.. Read »