I'm nobody's hippie and the best medicine Is back on track with his taco bell girlfriend Maybe I'll listen to back in black again And write more letters that I'll never send And pretend I'm going for a drive And pretend I'm .. Read »

White man in white pants was dancing Inside out and lost his ass A little black girl on black rollerblades Found his butt and picked it up And gave it back and said "hey pops, C'mon down we're having a parade!" Everybody in .. Read »

Jimmy would always look out At all the motorcycles As they passed him by In his mama's car They was going somewhere Not very far But jimmy just sat in the backseat thinking One day I'm gonna fly away Fly, fly, fly Red, white.. Read »

Ask me out Take me over Walk around Meet my mother Take me down To the cellar All around I see Reminders Of then Why am I surprised? Lies and bullshit And bullshit and lies You'd think I'd give up After so many tries But my .. Read »

The rocks with holes are cold in her pocket The clock controls the payroll in her rocket Her eyeballs roll and roll in their sockets Her teachers can't stand it- her teachers say "stop it" She sticks to the topic- her parents.. Read »

Pee beedip beedip beedip There's seven hungry tigers in my underwear drawer, At least the last time I count, by another probably more, I don't care if they stay there as long as they don't poop on the floor There's seven hun.. Read »

We switched to jay leno from da ali g show To see some kids that we know do what they do on TV. Sometimes I wish I was there, but mostly I just don't care I cry and laugh and forth and back, it's all good comedy And there's .. Read »

Sleep little one Tomorrow's more fun We'll dance in the rain And we'll sing in the sun I think you're the best But you're being a pest You know that I love you But I need my rest If you love me You will go pee Put on your p.. Read »

Hey papa make mama a smoothie, make mama a smoothie right now Hey papa make mama a smoothie, cuz when mama drinks a smoothie little baby goes wild And it starts splashing and explicing like a school of little fishes as if sc.. Read »

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