One of her babies is rotting in the sun and the other one was found drowned in the ocean Her mom and dad are in their van crushed and bloated and her husband was thrown from his fishing boat So please give me a break from all.. Read »

I imagined nick valensi wrapped his long, long arms around me And they went around my body almost seven times He said "baby I've been thinking and I think I will quit drinking And I think on my next birthday I'll turn thirty .. Read »

I had a show a few weeks ago its getting harder and harder to sing and it is hard to focus on my guitar playing when inside a baby is kicking At first I was sad and scared cause this is all I know how to do then John and Pet.. Read »

A is for apple B is for butt C is for cat butt D for doo doo E is for elephant doo doo F is for fart G is for gorilla fart H is for huge gorilla fart I is for I-ball (eyeball) J is for jammies K is for kid fart L is for lotta.. Read »

The boat that we're sailing on can't stop in town 'cause the waves that the boat is on won't settle down If this boat flips over and everyone drowns, well that's alright with me That's alright with me God's green pasture's n.. Read »

There's anthrax in the envelope I opened in my dream The sky is red and little kids are running, screaming in the street I tried to run and save them but I had molasses feet I keep having nightmares and I'm scared to go to sl.. Read »

There's anthrax in the envelope I opened in my dream The sky is red and little kids are running, screaming in the street I tried to run and save them but I had molasses feet I keep having nightmares and I'm scared to go to sl.. Read »

Is new york city really like a graveyard they all ask me And I say well it was last week but man that was in the past See I stopped going to the places where the people act so nasty And pretentious 'cause I'm happy sitting wi.. Read »

There are my specs, the ones I've been looking for I threw them out my window ten years ago and now they're on my doorstep So you put one and one together and there will be better weather And you know that it's forever now t.. Read »

Eyes like omens I've been told And friends are found when keys are stolen Find the keys the corn is golden Friends have golden hearts and souls and Icy blue eyes may seem cold when Hearts are far apart and broken When the sk.. Read »