I Was Quiet As A Mouse,
When I Snuck Into Your House,
And Took Roofies With Your Spouse,
In A Nit And Out A Louse.
And Lice Are Lousy All The Time,
They Suck Your Blood Drink Your Wine.
Say Shut Up And Quit Your Crying,
Give It Time And You'll Be Fine.

You're So Nice And You're So Smart,
You're Such A Good Friend I Have To Break Your Heart.
I'll Tell You That I Love You Then I'll Tear Your World Apart.
Just Pretend I Didn't Tear Your World Apart.

I Like Boys With Strong Convictions,
And Convicts With Perfect Diction,
Underdogs With Good Intentions,
Amputees With Stamp Collections,
Plywood, Skinboards, Ride The Ocean,
Salty Noses, Suntan Lotion,
Always Seriously Joking,
And Rambunctiously Soft-spoken.
I Like Boys That Like Their Mothers
And I Have A Thing For Brothers.
But They Always Wait Til We're Under The Covers,
To Say I'm Sure Glad We're Not Lovers

You're So Nice And You're So Smart,
You're Such A Good Friend I Have To Break Your Heart.
I'll Tell You That I Love You Then I'll Tear Your World Apart.
Just Pretend I Didn't Tear Your World Apart.

I Like My New Bunnysuit.
I Like My New Bunnysuit.
I Like My New Bunnysuit.
When I Wear It I Feel Cute.