Oh! I woke up with a backache Backache! Backache! I thought I ought to go to the first aid tin Where I found something for my backache Backache! Backache! I rubbed in some cream and started to scream! Oh no!!! [Chorus:] Fire.. Read »

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He's not a thief or a burglar He never robbed a bank He didn't commit murder All Geordie's bullets were blank Set Geordie free, coz Geordie's not guilty He's a good guy The guy they never saw The coppers were mistaken Geord.. Read »

[Chorus:] Victory if Glenda she, had a baby, oooeee, Things were looking gloomy and Glenda she was sad, Kevin had been out with Carol Sands, But Glenda she though surely, It can't be that bad, if I had a baby, [Chorus] Gle.. Read »

Things do go wrong, it's not long since I've been blue, But I know the remedy, I can see just what to do... Don't be a coward, don't be yellow, It always pays to be mellow, Stay cool, stay free and then you will see, It's be.. Read »

The devil went down to Scunthorpe Looking for a soul to steal In a bind and way behind He was willin' to make a deal When he came across this young man Pickin' on a guitar, playing it hot And the devil jumped on a hicko.. Read »

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All our mates that we once knew said they were happy, Always shouting in the street, just like you and me, Always finding laughter, fun and games to play, They of course have to agree, Suddenly they were swept off their feet .. Read »

Insanity is everywhere, It's a pity it's everywhere we go... we're mad John, Sirens are wailing everywhere, Wars underway... Down comes a bomb from the sky to the ground, The score's two one it's the enemy's round, But we'll.. Read »

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