[Chorus:] Harry Cross, Harry Cross he's not a lucky bloke He's always blue what can he do now Edna's had a stroke Harry Cross, Harry Cross she's always in his head Now Edna's kicked the bucket Edna's snuffed it Edna's dead. .. Read »

Ooooh, ooooo She's a fibber She's always telling him lies He can't trust her No matter how he tries She swore to me That I would always be the one Then she blew me out she's upt and gone Will she ever change She won't fib to.. Read »

Steve is tender Steve is sweet She'll never let him go Steven made her life complete That's why I hate him so Would she ever really understand I came to Durham all the way from Sunderland, When I got there I could not believ.. Read »

Guess who's working on the fiddle Tell me who works on the fiddle I'll tell you who works on the fiddle Oooo ooo Idle gossip Guess who's just come off the pill Tell me who's come off the pill Oooo ooo Idle gossip. They must .. Read »

Give'z the money Peter Practice says to us Give'z the money quickly don't make a fuss Give'z the money.... Pete takes the pop groups he'll even take the trash But if you practice at Peter's place You must have plenty cash Gi.. Read »

Keith works every night & day Honesty's his goal But Keith's a thief coz he's Still claiming dole What a fiddler Keith is He thinks he won't be caught But Keith is gonna end up in court The SS men will knock on the door And K.. Read »

If you hoo hoo want a lesson or two, Take a hint you'll pay a mint at... Modern School, Modern School, They always say you are doing okay, It's not true... [Chorus:] Come on everybody sing Modern School of Motoring, The best.. Read »

God help me what can I do, My girlfriend's dad is a Vicar boo hoo, And he won't let me be alone with you, Oh he's a Vicar and there's nothing I can do God help him what can he do, His girlfriend's dad is a Vicar boo hoo, And .. Read »

To Bombay A travelling circus came They brought an intelegent elephant and Nellie was her name One dark night she slipt her iron chain, and of she ran to Hindustan and was never seen again oooooooooooooooooo... Nell.. Read »

To Bombay A travelling circus came They brought an intelegent elephant and Nellie was her name One dark night she slipt her iron chain, and of she ran to Hindustan and was never seen again oooooooooooooooooo... Nellie the e.. Read »