Well it's one for the money, two for the show, Three to get ready now go cat go, But don't you step on my blue suede shoes, You can do anything but keep off my blue suede shoes... Read »

Carol Dodds ahooo is a girl, She was always happ Ee but now it's crap for her she's met Keith, Carol Dodds ahooo's in a whirl, She thinks Keith is good, But I knew he would leave herrrrrrrrr [Chorus:] She is getting fat her .. Read »

I was feeling blue, she made me feel guilty When I took that trip to Deutscheland, Germany She said I am a man, keep out of the Reeperbahn, mind you Nick off is what I said, I'll please myself instead & you can drop down dead.. Read »

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Old Jackie's gone to sea, Jackie's gone oh Jackie's gone to sea, Where will he be? when will we see? Old Jackie at home on land from sea... A secret mission he's been on He's not been fishin' like they all say, It's all hush.. Read »

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Friday night is bath night this is what they say We are gonna dig the groove, we've waited all day We wear trendy trousers with belts a mile too long We are gonna catch the bus into the town We are boogie on down... .. Read »

Ran over by a bus up the high street Dougy only feels a tickle in his feet The driver shouts Oi! are you alright But Dougy's on his way Dougy then has a little mishap When a geezer comes along and gives him a slap, Dougy said.. Read »

If you're down and you're sick, And you want her out quick, But you don't know the trick what to do, She'll be laughing at you, If you don't have a clue Show that you have grew up and shout... We are thru and say... [Chorus:.. Read »

You can guess whatlife for Dougy Is like, he wakes up in the street, No home, no bed, he says he's lucky, That he can smile and be happy... [Chorus:] Dougy, Dougy, Giro, Dougy, Dougy, Giro. People say that he's not worthy O.. Read »