[Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne] Eat out Whatchya cooking for? My friends think I'm such a bore Just cause I won't go with them out to eat Processed meat I steer clear of Burger King Fast Food It just ai.. Read »

I grew up in a little suburbia I graduated at the top of my class My parents loved me, my friends they all envied The kind of life that they all knew that I had I got accepted to an Ivy League college My Mom and Dad paid.. Read »

[Parody of "Picture" by Kid Rock and Cheryl Crow] I live on burgers, Cheetos, and ice cream Got nothing but lard in my blood stream Guess my sweet tooth was something more than a phase Been fueling up on cupcakes and Tw.. Read »

(Parody of "Like A Pill" by Pink) im lyining here on your couch feeling lousy, my life's a great big mess. I'm crying here, but all you've done is perscribed me lots of drugs. I can't stay on your prozac cuz its mak.. Read »

[Parody of "Every Other Time " by LFO] I said forget about it As I drive off away from the drive through This Dunkin Donuts lady never gets my order straight I said Bavarian Creme But she's got a funny way of thinking .. Read »

Ok Check it... We got a little old lady with a poodle on a leashe And she's trying to get across the street She's walking 'round all crooked-like And she's looking pretty feeble and petite I'm kinda thinking that the .. Read »

[Parody of "Kryptonite " by 3 Doors Down] I took a walk around the block to ease my troubled mind It seems I fell in love and well I guess she's quite a find There's just one problem and I don't mean to be rude But I th.. Read »

I wish I wish my girlfriend would die So I don't have to tell her goodbye Cause breaking up's so hard to do And if she were dead, well I wouldn't have to So I wish I wish my girlfriend would die After much consideratio.. Read »

[Parody of "My Boyfriend's Back" by The Angels] My girlfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble (Hey-la hey-la my girlfriend's back) If you see her coming better head out on the double (Hey-la hey-la my girlfriend'.. Read »

[Parody of "Last Kiss " by Peal Jam] Oh where oh where can my Playboys be? My mom took em away from me I gotta find out where she hid all my books So I can read my Playboys when she leaves for work Well I came home a.. Read »