I Wish I Wish My Girlfriend Would Die

So I Don't Have To Tell Her Goodbye

Cause Breaking Up's So Hard To Do

And If She Were Dead, Well I Wouldn't Have To

So I Wish I Wish My Girlfriend Would Die



After Much Consideration

I've Decided To Move On

We've Been Together Now For 6 Long Years

When I Lost That Bet And Took Her To The Prom

But I Can't Bring Myself To Tell Her

And That Got Me To Start To Think

That I Could Save Her Lots Of Agony

If Somehow She Were Made To Be Extinct



I Wish I Wish My Girlfriend Would Die

So I Don't Have To Tell Her Goodbye

I Don't Have The Heart To Tell Her

We Just Don't Belong Together

So I Wish I Wish My Girlfriend Would Die



Well It's So Hard To Say It's Over

She Seems To Care For Me So Much

She's Trying To Tell Me That We're Meant To Be

And I'm Trying To Tell Her That This Sucks

But I Said I'd Never Leave Her

And So It Seems I'm Kind Of Stuck

I Guess I'm Gonna Have To Wait Things Out

And Hope She Gets Run Over By A Truck



I Wish I Wish My Girlfriend Would Die

So I Don't Have To Tell Her Goodbye

You Said You'd Die If…

So I'm Just Speeding Up The Inevitable

I Wish I Wish My Girlfriend Would Die



People Say I Have A Problem

And My Way Of Thinking Is Obscene

They Say I'm Anti-confrontational

But I Don't Even Know What The Hell That Means

But I Do Know This Ain't Working

And If Her Death Did Come About

She'd Die Happy And Then I'd Be Free

To Finally Get To Ask Her Sister Out



I Wish I Wish My Girlfriend Would Die

So I Don't Have To Tell Her Goodbye

Cause Breaking Up's So Hard To Do

And If She Were Dead, Well I Wouldn't Have To

So I Wish I Wish My Girlfriend Would Die