[Parody Of "Picture" By Kid Rock And Cheryl Crow]



I Live On Burgers, Cheetos, And Ice Cream

Got Nothing But Lard In My Blood Stream

Guess My Sweet Tooth Was Something More Than A Phase

Been Fueling Up On Cupcakes And Twinkies

Gained So Much Weight My Girl Left Me

She Said To Call Her If I Ever Change My Ways



I Put The Pizza Away

Went On A Diet Today

I Can't Wait Till I Get Thin Then I'll Show Her

I Put The Pizza Away

I'm Gonna Lose Some Weight

I Can't Wait Till I Get Thin Then I'll Show Her



I Missed You Last Night At The Hotel

I Even Missed Your Bacon And Beer Smell

Then It Finally Dawned On Me How To Make Things Right

I Pulled Up To A Fast Food Venue

Ordered Everything On The Menu

Time To Go Back Home And Stuff My Face



Picked Up A Pizza Today

I'm Gonna Power Binge

I'm Gonna Eat Till Nothing's Left In The Fridge

I'm Gonna Hit The Buffet

I'm Gonna Gain Some Weight

I Can't Wait Till I Get Fat Then I'll Show Him



Been Hitting Ben And Jerry's For Breakfast

You Know I Finally Got The Hang Of This Slim Fast

Since You've Been Gone

I've Been Gaining/losing So Much Weight

I've Been Jogging Instead Of Taking The Car

I've Been Eating Mayonaise Straight From The Jar

I Was Making Dessert

I Was Off To Lift Some Weights



Now I'm Liking What I See On The Scale

So I Sent A Picture Out In The Mail

Oh Hey Look You Sent One Too

Let's Just.. Whoa, Hey Wait / OMG!



I Saw Your Picture Today

I See You've Changed Your Ways

You Know I Think I Liked You Better The Way You Were

I Saw Your Picture Today

I See You Lost/gained Some Weight

I Just Called To Say Don't Bother To Come Back Home

I Just Called To Say Don't Bother To Come Back Home