I Eat Filet Mignon Seven Times A Day.
My Bathtub's Filled With Perrier.
What Can I Say?
This Is The Life!

I Buy A Dozen Cars When I'm In The Mood.
I Hire Somebody To Chew My Food.
I'm An Upwardly Mobile Dude.
This Is The Life!

They Say That Money Corrupts You,
But I Can't Really Tell.
I Got The Whole World At My Feet,
And I Think It's Pretty Swell.

I Got Women Lined Up Outside My Door.
They've Been Waitin' There Since The Week Before.
Who Could Ask For More?
This Is The Life!

You're Dead For A Real Long Time.
You Just Can't Prevent It.
So If Money Can't Buy Happiness,
I Guess I'll Have To Rent It.

Yeah, Every Day I Make The Front Page News.
No Time To Pay My Dues.
I Got A Million Pairs Of Shoes.
This Is The Life!

I Got A Solid Gold Cadillac.
I Make A Fortune While I Sleep.
You Can Tell I'm A Living Legend,
Not Some Ordinary Creep.

No Way, I'm The Boss.The Big Cheese.
Yeah, I Got This Town On Its Knobby Little Knees.
I Can Do Just What I Please.
This Is The Life!

That's Right, I'm The King.Number One.
I Buy Monogrammed Kleenex By The Ton.
I Pay The Bills, I Call The Shots,
I Grease The Palms, I Buy The Yachts.

One Thing I Can Guarantee.
The Best Things In Life, They Sure Ain't Free.
It's Such A Thrill Just To Be Me.
This Is The Life!
This Is The Life!