[Tax Man/The Beatles] (one, two, thray, four, one, two [nasal hocking sound]) I used to be a pinball freak That's where you'd find me every week But now it's Pacman! Ye-ea-ah it's the Pac-ma-an! I love to gobble up those do.. Read »

Oooh oooh oooh ee-oooh oooh oooh Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh-oooh oooh Oooooh I'm always thinkin' 'bout it I don't know what I'd do without it I love, I really love My pancreas My spleen just doesn't matter Don't really.. Read »

Finger food and an ice cold keg It won't cost you an arm and a leg Dance all night to a rotten band Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand Saturday night, it's the place to be Everybody cut footloose with me At the pa.. Read »

Hello, Boys and Girls. This is a story that I like to call, ``Peter and the Wolf''. Are you sitting comfortably? Are you!? Good, then let's begin.... Each character is represented by a different instrument of the synthesized.. Read »

Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening And you're stuck inside the house all alone That's when you decided it might be fun to harass someone Dial a random number up on your telephone You ask if their refrigerator is ru.. Read »

Pigeons are such reprehensible things Some critics, I'm told, call them rodents with wings They terrorize folks with their constant dive-bombing Which some find distasteful and some quite alarming But still they fulfill an .. Read »

You could have a big-dipper, Going up and down all around the bends, You can have bumber-cars, bumping. This amusement never ends. I want to be: your sledgehammer. I can be your friend. I want to be your sledgehammer. This ca.. Read »

Everywhere, I see them there, I stop and stare at patterns. I don't care, I must declare, I got a flair for patterns. On my hair, the clothes I wear, my savoir faire is patterns. All I see are patterns, the patterns that repe.. Read »

["Wannabe" by Spice Girls] Yeah, well, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want (So tell us what ya want, what ya really really want) I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want (So tell us what ya want.. Read »

Rock the cradle of loveRock the cradle of love Yes, the cradle of love Don't rock easy, it's true Rock the cradle of love I rocked the cradle of love Yes, the cradle of love Don't rock easy, it's true [Tom's Diner/Susan Vega.. Read »