Oh, This Is A Story 'bout A Guy Named Al
And He Lived In A Sewer With His Hamster Pal
But The Sanitation Workers Really Didn't Approve
So He Packed Up His Accordion And Had To Move
To A City In Ohio Where He Lived In A Tree
And He Worked In A Nasal Decongestant Factory
And He Played On The Company Bowling Team
And Every Single Night He Had A Strange, Recurring Dream
Where He Was Wearing Leiderhosen In A Vat Of Sour Cream
But That's Really Not Important To The Story

Well, The Very Next Year He Met A Dental Hygenist
With A Spatula Tattoed On Her Arm (on Her Arm)
But He Didn't Keep In Touch, Then He Lost Her Number
Then He Got Himself A Job On A Tater Tot Farm
And He Spent His Life Savings On A Split-level Cave
20 Miles Below The Surface Of The Earth (of The Earth)
And He Really Makes A Mighty Fine Jelly Bean And Pickle Sandwich
For What It's Worth

Then One Day Al Was In The Forest, Trying To Get A Tan
When He Heard The Tortured Screaming Of A Funny Little Man
He Was Caught In A Bear Trap And Al Set Him Free
And The Guy That He Rescued Was As Grateful As Can Be
And It Turns Out He's A Big-shot Producer On TV
So He Gave Al A Contract And What Do You Know?
Now He's Got His Own Very Weird Al Show!