Isn't It Strange...? Feels Like I'm Lookin' In The Mirror
What Would People Say...if Only They Knew That I Was
Part Of Some Geneticist's Plan
Born To Be A Carbon Copy Man
There In A Petri Dish Late One Night
They Took A Donor's Body Cell And Fertilized A Human Egg And So I Say...

I Think I'm A Clone Now
There's Always Two Of Me Just A-hangin' Around
I Think I'm A Clone Now
'Cause Every Chromosome Is A Hand-me-down

Look At The Way...we Go Out Walking Close Together
I Guess You Could Say...I'm Really Beside Myself
I Still Remember How It Began
They Produced A Carbon Copy Man
Born In A Science Lab Late One Night
Without A Mother Or A Father
Just A Test Tube And A Womb With A View...

I Think I'm A Clone Now
There's Always Two Of Me Just A-hangin' Around
I Think I'm A Clone Now
'Cause Every Chromosome Is A Hand-me-down
I Think I'm A Clone Now
And I Can Stay At Home While I'm Out Of Town
I Think I'm A Clone Now
'Cause Every Pair Of Genes Is A Hand-me-down

Signing Autographs For My Fans
Come And Meet The Carbon Copy Man
Livin' In Stereo, It's All Right
Well I Can Be My Own Best Friend And I Can Send Myself For Pizza, So I Say...

I Think I'm A Clone Now
Another One Of Me's Always Hangin' Around
I Think I'm A Clone Now
'Cause Every Chromosome Is A Hand-me-down
I Think I'm A Clone Now
I've Been On Oprah Winfrey, I'm World Renowned
I Think I'm A Clone Now
And Every Pair Of Genes Is A Hand-me-down
I Think I'm A Clone Now
Thats My Genetic Twin Always Hangin' Around
I Think I'm A Clone Now
'Cause Every Chromosome Is A Hand-me-down