Ohhhhhh...
I Was There, To Match My Intellect, On National TV,
Against A Plumber, And An Architect, Both With A Ph.D.
I Was Tense, I Was Nervous,
I Guess It Just Wasn't My Night.
Art Fleming Gave The Answers,
Oh, But I Couldn't Get The Questions Right-ight-ight

I Lost On Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)
I Lost On Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)

Well I Knew I Was In Trouble Now,
My Hope Of Winning Sank,
'Cause I Got The Daily Double Now,
And Then My Mind Went Blank.
I Took Potpourri For One Hundred,
And Then My Head Started To Spin.
Well, I'm Givin' Up.Don Pardo,
Just Tell Me Now What I Didn't Win,
Yeah, Yeah.

I Lost On Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)
I Lost On Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)

That's Right Al--you Lost!And Let Me Tell What You Didn't Win: A Twenty-
Volume Set Of The Encyclopedia International, A Case Of Turtle Wax, And A
Year's Supply Of Rice-a-Roni, The San Francisco Treat.But That's Not All!
You Also Made Yourself Look Like A Jerk In Front Of Millions Of People!And
You Brought Shame And Disgrace On Your Family Name For Generations To Come!
You Don't Get To Come Back Tomorrow!You Don't Even Get A Lousy Copy Of Your
Home Game!You're A Complete Loser!!

Don't Know What I Was Thinkin' Of,
I Guess I Just Wasn't Too Bright.
Well, I Sure Hope I Do Better
Next Weekend On The Price Is Right-ight-ight

I Lost On Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)
I Lost On Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)
I Lost On Jeopardy,
Baby...