I'm Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box

Everyone Says I'm Dumber Than A Bag Of Rocks

I Barely Even Know How To Put On My Own Pants

But I'm A Genius In France (yeah), Genius In France, Genius In France



Hoom Chaka Laka

Hoom Chaka Laka

Hoom Chaka



I May Not Be The Sharpest Hunk Of Cheese

I Got A Negative Number On My SATs

I'm Not Good Looking And I Don't Know How To Dance

But Nevertheless And In Spite Of The Evidence I Am Still Widely Considered To Be

A Genius In France, A Genius In France, A Genius In France



People Say I'm A Geek, A Moronic Little Freak

An Annoying Pipsqueak With An Unfortunate Physique

If I Was Any Dumber, They'd Have To Water Me Twice A Week



But When The Mademoiselles See Me, They All Swoon And Shriek

They Dig My Mystique, They Say I'm C'est Magnifique

When I'm In Par-ee, I'm The Chic-est Of The Chic



They Love My Body Odor And My Bad Toupee

They Love My Stripey Shirt And My Stupid Beret

And When I'm Sipping On A Perrier

In Some Cafe Town In St. Tropez



It's Hard To Keep The Fans At Bay

They Say, "Sign My Poodle, S'il Vous Plait"

"Sign My Poodle, S'il Vous Plait"



Hemenene Humenene

Himenene Homenene

Poodle... Poodle...



Folks In My Hometown Think I'm A Fool

Got Too Much Chlorine In My Gene Pool



A Few Peas Short Of A Casserole

A Few Buttons Missing On My Remote Control

A Few Fries Short Of A Happy Meal

I Couldn't Pour Water Out Of A Boot With Instructions On The Heel



Instructions On The Heel

Instructions On The Heel



But When I'm In Provence, I Get Free Croissants

Yeah, I'm The Guy Every French Lady Wants

And If You Ask 'em Why, You're Bound To Get This Response

(He's A Genius In France! Genius In France!)



That's Right

(He's A Genius In France, Genius In France)

You Know It

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