Elmo's Got A Gun

Elmo's Got A Gun

Big Bird's On The Run

Ernie's Dialin' 911

What Made Elmo Snap,

Was He Tired Of Big Birds Crap?

They Said When Elmo Was Arrested

They Found Oscar Headless In The Trash

I Hear That Gordon's Really Runnin

Now That Elmos Got A Gun,

The Streets Never Gonna Be The Same.

Elmo's Got A Gun

Elmo's Got A Gun

Grover's Head Has Come Undone

Sesame Street's Not Real Fun -

*GUNSHOT*

You Want Me To Walk Around Sesame Street Without A Bulletproof Vest?!?

Forget About It!