Ridin' In A Bus Down The Boulevard,
And The Place Was Pretty Packed.
Couldn't Find A Seat, So I Had To Stand,
With The Perverts In The Back.
It Was Smellin' Like A Locker Room.
There Was Junk All Over The Floor.
We're Already Packed In Like Sardines,
But We're Stoppin' To Pick Up More.
Look Out!

Another One Rides The Bus-ah.
Another One Rides The Bus-ah.
And Another Comes On,
And Another Comes On.
Another One Rides The Bus-ah.
Hey!
He's Gonna Sit By You.
Another One Rides The Bus.

There's A Suitcase Pokin' Me In The Ribs.
There's An Elbow In My Ear.
There's A Smelly Old Bum Standin' Next To Me.
Hasn't Showered In A Year.
Well, I Think I'm Missin' A Contact Lens.
I Think My Wallet's Gone.
And I Think This Bus Is Stoppin' Again,
To Let A Couple More Freaks Get On.
Look Out!

Another One Rides The Bus-ah.
Another One Rides The Bus-ah.
And Another Comes On,
And Another Comes On.
Another One Rides The Bus-ah.
Hey!
He's Gonna Sit By You.
Another One Rides The Bus.

Another One Rides The Bus.
Another One Rides The Bus--ow!
Another One Rides The Bus--hey, Hey!
Another One Rides The Bus--hey-y-y-y!

The Window Doesn't Open, And The Fan Is Broke,
And My Face Is Turnin' Blue.
I Haven't Been In A Crowd Like This
Since I Went To See The Who.
Well, I Should'a Got Off A Couple Miles Ago,
But I Couldn't Get To The Door.
There Isn't Any Room For Me To Breathe.
Now We're Gonna Pick Up More, Yeah!

Another One Rides The Bus-ah.
Another One Rides The Bus-ah.
And Another Comes On,
And Another Comes On.
Another One Rides The Bus-ah.
Hey!
He's Gonna Sit By You.
Another One Rides The Bus.