I Was Getting Dressed Late One Night
Along Came A Spider And I Got A Fright
Oh I Could Not Squash It Flat
No Matter How I Tried,
And When It Looked Me In The Eye
I Ran Away To Hide...

I Put On Me Doctor Martin Shoes
A Battle With The Spider That I Wasn't Gonna Loose
A Kick From The Left A Kick From The Right
I Was On The Floor But I Was Alright
It Was Gonna Be A Long Long Night

[Chorus:]
Spiders In The Dressing Room
Spiders Everywhere
Spider In The Dressing Room Beware
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Things Were Getting Hot And I Had To Take A Chance
The Spider Got Impatient
Started Crawling Up Me Pants
I Shook It Off Me Legthump It Hit The Ground
Everything Was Silent So I Didn't Make A Sound
I Crossed The Room As Happy As Can Be
I Had Killed The Spider Now It Couldn't Bother Me
But With Me Arm On The Light
He Was There Ready For A Fight
It Was Gonna Be A Long Long Night.

[Chorus]

It Was Getting Late And The Spider Wasn't Dead
An Audience Had Gathered Round
AndI Was Going Red
I Put A Jam Jar On The Floor
The Spider Crawled Inside It
I Screwed The Lid Back On The Top
And Threw The Jar Outside
At A Party Late That Night
Everything Was Bright And Gay
We Played All Our Pop Records And Danced The Night Away,
Early In The Morning Came A Knocking At The Door
I Opened It Slowly Guess What I Saw
It Was Gonna Be A Long Long Night...

[Chorus]