Hey, What′s For Dinner? They Always Say
Like It Really Matters What I Make
I'll Set The Table While You Fill Up The Plates
We′ll Be Surprised While They Patiently Wait
That Would Be The Day

Why Don't We Give Ourselves A Break?
Turn Off The Stove And Walk Away
Let Someone Else Clean Up The Mess
'Cause It′s Tuesday Night And Kids Eat Free

But Who′s It Free For?
Eight Bucks At Home But Here It's Forty More
I Need More Wine What′s Our Server's Name?
And This Kid′s Menu Has Shitty Games
If I Suggest This Plan Ever Again
Remind Me Of The Struggle
When Kids Eat Free

Hey There Folks! Are You Ready To Order?
Or Do You Need...
We'll Take Whatever You′ve Got Here
May I Suggest...
The Tallest Beer If You've Got It
Let Me Apologize In Advance
Please Understand
We're Out Of Fries, We′re Out Of Juice
The Pizza′s Cold What Can I Do?
No Chicken, No Pasta With Sauce
I Guess We'll Eat Some Water

Casual Food Fight
This Could Go All Night
Ice Cream In My Hair,
Lemonade Spilled Everywhere Don′t
Pull Her Hair, Just Let It Go... Please?
Could Everyone Just Please Eat?! Why The Hell Did We Come Here?

'Cause Kids Eat Free

Who′s It Free For?
Eight Bucks At Home But Here It's Forty More
I Need More Wine What′s Our Server's Name?
And This Kid's Menu Has Shitty Games
If I Suggest This Plan Ever Again
Remind Me Of The Struggle When Kids Eat Free