This Is Going To Be The Best Christmas Ever. - Everything This Year's Been A Disaster - But I Won't Let It Bother Me At All - Nothing's Going To Bring Me Down, - It's Christmas And I'm Pleased As Punch - I'm Going To Stand My Happy Ground. - I Refuse To Let My Family Make Me Crazy - I'll Smile At Their Insults And Their Frowns - I'll Ignore The Shitty Weather - Cuz What Counts Is We're Together - Loving, Safe And Sound - Nothing's Going To Ruin My Holiday - Not This Time, Ya Hear?. (I Won't Let It Happen) - And If You Try To Ruin My Holiday- - I Swear You Will Regret It For The Rest Of The Fucking Year. - The Turkey Might Have Made The Children Vomit - The Tree Burned Down And Torched Up All Of Our Gifts - But I Will Grin And Bear It - And This Nightmare We Will Share It - Till I Get My Only Wish- It's - Nothing's Going To Ruin My Holiday - No Act Of God Or Family Fight - Cuz If You Try To Ruin My Holiday - I Swear You Will Regret It For The Rest Of Your Fucking Life - You'll Burn In Hell With Hot Pokers In Your Eyes And Acid On Your Flesh - This Is Going To Be The Best Christmas Ever. - Soon This Crappy Christmas Will Be Over - And I'll Go Right Back To My Pissed-off Self - But Until That Happens I'll Just Continue Laughing - Like One Of Those Creepy, Retard, Mutant, North Pole Elves. - Nothing's Going To Ruin My Holiday - Not This Year I Won't Let That Be The Case - And If You Try And Ruin My Holiday- - I'll Punch You In Your Fat, Disgusting, Turkey Eating Face. - Understand Me - This Is Going To Be The Best Christmas Ever!