Families lock their doors in fear that criminals might get them - But this Christmas rest assured that I will have my own protection. - I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts - If burgers touch my property the.. Read »

I'm Palm Palm head - and I wrote one good song - But that was almost 20 years ago - I tried and I tried to follow it up - But you know how those sophomore jinxes go - So I became quite bitter - as sales dropped like flies - N.. Read »

driving in our airstream - we're a band on the road - with equipment, roadies, a manager - we've got a heavy load - airstream! airstream! airstream! - get out of my lane! - airstream! airstream! airstream! - on our way to you.. Read »

Allah! Allah! Allah! Allah! - I studied carefully, - and I do believe - the best of heavens is to except is Islam - I hope that book is right - they promise paradise - I'm going for the bonus - of a martyr's reward - And when.. Read »

I got an idea for a movie, - and it goes like this - (Check it out) It's about a boy who gets his finger caught - In a bottle of Mr. Pibb - And they go on adventures, - I think it could be big - Is it too soon to whisper Osca.. Read »

Anarchy, kill a cat Shoot james brady in the back Raise an army of rabid rats Beat your neighbor with a bat Anarchy burger Hold the government Anarchy burger Hold the government Anarchy, go ape shit Let them know.. Read »

anarchy, kill a cat - shoot james brady in the back - raise an army of rabid rats - beat your neighbor with a bat - anarchy burger - hold the government - anarchy burger - hold the government - anarchy, go ape shit - let them.. Read »

Drowning in this toilet of shit they call life - Work like hell at Taco Bell for $4.25 an hour - No one gives a squirt of piss if you fucking die - So seize the day by the balls, and squeeze until it's on it's knees - And now.. Read »

always speak my mind - the truth is what i say - i shout it out - in black and white - no smegging shades of gray - you've got to be defiant - that's what i always say - you'll never never hear my silence - but that's the pri.. Read »

Just a grunt in a bind in his homeland - Taking orders from a very very bad man - Just yer average Dieter, Helmut, or a Bertrand - I can waste him 'cause I know I never never shook his hand - Killed by a hero, what are we sup.. Read »