He Met Her At The Soundcheck, Where She Was Tendin' Bar - Bodacious Ones And Ruby Lips, A Regular Movie Star - Her Singin' Voice Was Pleasin', That's How She Got Her Name - He Wasn't From Her Neighborhood, But He Loved Her Just The Same - How He Wished He Could Move To Hollywood - How He Wished He Could Move To Hollywood - But There's Goop All Over The Phone, And Pleasant All Over That Bill - He'd Like To See A Lot More Of Her, Cause She Gives Him Such A Thrill - But He's From Down In Long Beach, And She Lives In Hollywood Hills - So There's Goop All Over The Phone, And Pleasant All Over The Bill - Like A Duck After A June Bug, He's On That Honey Bee - And Every Night He Phones Her Hive And They Get Real Sticky - He Tells Her That He Loves Her, But Can Only Talk Awhile - Cause The Phone Gets Like A Greased Up Hog And The Bill's A Country Mile - (CHORUS) - Now He Went Off Atourin', Cause The Vandals Gotta Play - But With Every Show Their Love Cost More Cause He Gets Further Away - There's Only One Solution, A Phoney Calling Card - But He Yapped & Yapped Till He Got Slapped With A Serious Federal Charge - (CHORUS) - Now The Judge Denied Him Bail, And He Fought Back The Tears - And He Thought Of Pleasant's Beauty As They Gave Him 20 Years - He Said, "I'll Go Real Peaceful Like, I Know I Broke The Law, - But I Ain't Stoop So Gimme The Goop - Cause I Still Got One Phone Call." - And There's Goop All Over The Phone.