Let Me Tell A Story

About This Girl Of Mine

Don't Ever Make Her Angry

Or She'll Kick Your Behind



Cause She's A Rude Rude Baby

Cause She's A Rude Rude Baby

Cause She's A Rude Rude Baby

She's Just Too Rude For Me



I Don't Mind You Drinking

But Something You Gotta Fix

The Alcohol And Attitude

The Just Don't Mix



Cause She's A Rude Rude Baby



I Like The Haircut

And The Rude Girl Way You Dress

But When You Get Into A Fight

You Come Home A Mess



Cause She's A Rude Rude Baby



She Wears Tattoos

All Over Her Frame

She Bites Like Mike Tyson

But I Love Her Just The Same



Cause She's A Rude Rude Baby