Bup bup bup blhu! Inna de 'A' - Is for alcohol Boom up the 'B' - Is for the booze ya know I man can 'C' - Is for cocaine Do en fe 'D' - And dope a running in your veins Ease up da 'E' - That is for E-balls Flip up.. Read »

Now this one's about the wickedest Roadie of them all The wickedest Rudie Roadie called Barney of the England town Barney Rubble Mon! What's the price of your t-shirt Barney? What's the price of your t-shirt Barney?.. Read »

Bye Bye Baby, Baby Bye Bye You can't keep me no matter how hard you try Bye Bye Baby, Baby Bye Bye You always claimed to be a winner You said you'd take that golden crown But you turned out to be a sinner And al.. Read »

Can I get another gin? I gotta alter this state I'm in Fill my life with liquid sin Can I get another gin? Can I get another pint please? Put my mind at temporary ease Hang my belly down beneath my knees Can I.. Read »

Forty years ago there was a Jumpin' Jazz Jamaica scene They could hear these tunes drifting down from New Orleans They put the two together in a thing they called Ska And sent it off to England in the back of Laurel Aik.. Read »

A small boy waits in the darkening room Peering out into the gathering gloom Nose pressed up against the pane Staring out at the driving rain He's five years old, his father's gone Has he been bad? Done something wrong.. Read »

Johnny's got a problem and he's shooting above Decision at midnight I heard him tellin Mr. Trouble that the job don't pay enough Now Johnny goes and drops out of site Decision at midnight They took him down an alley.. Read »

I kept a memory back from my early years a boat out to Cyprus with the Scottish Fusiliers I was two years old, I was barely alive Already cruising 'bout with the Devil and a .45 I hear you've been straying over this sid.. Read »

What ever happened to the world I know I don't recognize the scenery Too many changes I don't understand I liked it better how it used to be Lies and money turned a lot of heads People take themselves too seriousl.. Read »

Don't blame me I didn't start it this time You've always known that I consider it a crime You've gone and used the word again so easily Don't you understand that it means something to me Oh don't tell me I wouldn't .. Read »