Shary: If There's A Task That Must Be Done,

Don't Turn Your Tail And Run,

Don't Pout, Don't Sob,

Just Do A Half-assed Job!



If... You... Cut Every Corner

It Is Really Not So Bad,

Everybody Does It,

Even Mom And Dad.

If Nobody Sees It,

Then Nobody Gets Mad,

Bart: It's The American Way!



Shary: The Policeman On The Beat

Needs Some Time To Rest His Feet.

Chief Wiggum: Fighting Crime Is Not My Cup Of Tea!

Shary: And The Clerk Who Runs The Store

Can Charge A Little More

For Meat!

Apu: For Meat!

Shary: And Milk!

Apu: And Milk!

Both: From 1984!



Shary: If... You... Cut Every Corner,

You'll Have More Time For Play,

Shary & OFF: It's The American Waaaaay!