Bart: I got a B in arithmetic. Army: I got a B in arithmetic. Bart: Would have got an A but I was sick. Army: Would have got an A but I was sick. Bart: We are rubber, you are glue. Army: We are rubber, y.. Read »

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats thirty-five.. Canyonero! Canyonero! Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down, It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown! Canyon.. Read »

(version sung as OFF enters Capital City:) (lines by members of OFF are spoken, not sung; Tony's line "Hey, good to see you" is also spoken.) Homer: Well, kids, there it is! Capital City! Marge: Look, the.. Read »

Shary: If there's a task that must be done, Don't turn your tail and run, Don't pout, don't sob, Just do a half-assed job! If... you... cut every corner .. Read »

When the weight of the world has got you down And you want to end your life, Bills to pay, a dead-end job, And problems with the wife. But don't throw in the tow'l, 'Cuz there's a place right down the block... Where you.. Read »

Homer, Homer Simpson Hes the greatest guy in history From the town of Springfeild hes about to hit a chest nut tree (Homer screams).. Read »

"I can't remember the last time we were all together" - Skinner "Last year, on that stupid dame edna special" - Apu "and a one and a two and a three"-Barney bom bom bom bom, baby on board, how i'm adored, that sign on my c.. Read »

Kid: Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress? Amendment: I'm not garbage. (starts singing) I'm an amendment-to-be, yes an amendment-to-be, And I'm hoping that t.. Read »

Well, beer, we've had some great times When I was seventeen, I drank some very good beer I drank some very good beer I purchased with a fake ID My name was Brian McGee I stayed up listening to Queen When I was seventeen.. Read »

Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Like a genuine, Bona fide, Electrified, Six-car Monorail! What'd I say? Ned Flanders:.. Read »