Her Name Is Noel
I Have A Dream About Her
She Rings My Bell
I Got Gym Class In Half An Hour
Oh How She Rocks
In Kids And Tube Socks
But She Doesn't Know Who I Am
And She Doesn't Give A Damn About Me

Cause Im Just A Teenage Dirtbag Baby
Yeah Im Just A Teenage Dirtbag Baby
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Her Boyfriend's A Dick
And He Brings A Gun To School
And He'd Simply Kick
My Ass If He Knew The Truth
He Lives On My Block
And He Drives An Iroc
But He Doesn't Know Who I Am
And He Doesn't Give A Damn About Me

Cause Im Just A Teenage Dirtbag Baby
Yeah Im Just A Teenage Dirtbag Baby
Listen To Iron Maiden Baby With Me

A Real Dirtbag, No She Doesn't Know What She's Missin
A Real Dirtbag, No She Doesn't Know What She's Missin

Man I Feel Like Mold
It's Prom Night And I Am Lonely
Low And Behold
She's Walking Over To Me
This Must Be Fake
My Lip Starts To Shake
How Does She Know Who I Am
And Why Does She Give A Damn About

I've Got Two Tickets To Iron Maiden Baby
Come With Me Friday, Don't Say Maybe
Im Just A Teenage Dirtbag Baby Like You

A Real Dirtbag, No She Doesn't Know What She's Missin
A Real Dirtbag, No She Doesn't Know What She's Missin