Christopher calls me He calls me complaining He's already waited too long to begin The world is on one side And I'm on the other And I read in a magazine And I am what I is I am.... Brian the actor That he does on Saturdays .. Read »

Who Would Have Thought You can take your eyes off your phone, Cos from here on in you're on your own. Don't you lay your hands on me, Cos I am bowing out so gracefully. You wanted to be me And now the world will see. You s.. Read »

Man I think it's just a little sleazy You said you was like butter but you're cheesy To treat me like I'm spinner bait you can't wait Go fish off some other dock Chorus Hey, Mr. Brown, don't have a cow Just compensate me! H.. Read »

When I look at your face I see dirt All the sunshine you blow up my ass starts to hurt And I don't really mind if I'm nothin' in your eyes It's no surprise to me There's a rocket I built It's under my kilt It's coming to blow.. Read »

He's got the dirtiest shoes that I ever seen Chew on a blunt wipe his butt with a magazine Smokin' his crack wash it down with gasoline Still he push the button, E.F. Hutton when he speaks to me Oh you know he told me "Shake .. Read »

Bumping around in the back In the dark I see people Huddled around the girl She is the one in the back of the bar with a photo Of Nixon and Mary-Jane I am the one in the back of the bar with my hat on I'm chillin with Mary-J.. Read »

I trade all my sunshine, For twin towers to hide behind, And find you there. When I left on that sunday, To come home on a Tuesday, Well I never, I never thought I'd have to see and watch the world explode. And I swear it wa.. Read »

I tried to discover a little something to make me sweeter Oh baby refrain from breaking my heart I'm so in love with you I'll be forever blue That you give me no reason You know you're making me work so hard That you give me .. Read »

You, you think yer such a bad ass You think yer such a rough neck Well I saw you outside eating truffles with yer mom on the patio I think it's really sad though And tell yer girl ta quit buggin' me Cause I saw her outside su.. Read »

No soul baby I know that you never cared for me Look in the mirror its plain to see Don't need me round anymore So what's the score? Oh that night I had a dream of a sun so bright Those days you loved me and held me tight The.. Read »