I Kissed You On The Cheek Goodnight My Love I Said,
U Turned To Me And Smiled "a Baby's On The Way",
And Then You Drift Asleep To Dream Of Life Anew,
And I Lie Wondering Just What I Should I Do...

I Could Kick You In The Stomach And Catch You Unawares,
I Could Swear To God You Accidentally Fell That Flight Of Stairs,
When I Tell You That I Love You I Wll Look You In The Eye,
As I Slowly Slide The Hanger Up Your Thigh...