I lie next to her in the bed She's the kind of girl I'd like to wed Nevermind the fact that she's dead It turns me on It turns me on Sure, she's a little cold to the touch But that doesn't bother me much Because the embalmer.. Read »

(Intro) I figured since I wrote a song about you know God and Jesus and all that I would have to give the opposition even time. (Song) Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here To whisper seeds of doubt.. Read »

I was in love with an albino Her lack of pigment seemed like fun Her skin, the whitest alabaster Her eyes as pink, as pink as bubble gum Then one day it snowed real hard, and she disappeared That's one Here's two I .. Read »

Had to see you one last time theres something on my mind how do I say what needs to be said? the words are hard to find how about bitch give me my money I want my money and I wwant it fast hey, bitch give me my money else I'.. Read »

Mark: I like my toast buttered Stephen: and i'll take mine dry Mark: I dig the beatles Stephen: i'm a stones kinda guy Mark: I have fine taste Stephen: and I like things cheap Mark: I wanna stay up all night Stephen: I jus.. Read »

You watch me on your TV. Say that my job is easy. Say I am not athletic. You think my sport's pathetic. But you can't judge me 'till you walked a mile in my bowling shoes. So I don't get all the ladies. And my clothes are f.. Read »

I get home late from work tonight Baby, my body's achin'. Can't stop thinkin' 'bout you and me And the love that we'll be makin'. So I chill the champagne Light a candle or two (Baby, all the things I'ma do to you) I l.. Read »

I made love to ya all night long then I got up to write you a song I watched ya sleep and I fell in love ya must've been sent from heaven above don't think you could never do no wrong then you farted.... oh girl you farted.... Read »

Everyone knows Jesus The man who healed the lame. But I am Jesus' brother Craig is my name. Jesus is the Prince of Peace. Jesus is the Lamb. Jesus is the Son of God But Craig don't give a damn. Cuz when Craig's in si.. Read »

I got my twelve sided die and im ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew, my friends are comin over to my moms basement bringin funyuns and the mountain dew, I got a big broad sword made out of cardboard and that stere.. Read »