Henry Kissenger

How I'm Missing Yer,

You're The Doctor Of My Dreams.

With Your Crinkly Hair

And Your Glassy Stare

And Your Machiavellian Schemes

I Know They Say That You Are Very Vain

And Short And Fat And Pushy

But At Leats You're Not Insane.

Henry Kissenger

How I'm Missing Yer

And Wishing You Were Here.

Henry Kissenger

How I'm Missing Yer

You're So Chubby And So Neat

With Your Funny Clothes

And Your Squishy Nose

You're Like A German Par-o-quet.

All Right So People Say That You Don't Care

But You've Got Nicer Legs Than Hitler

And Bigger Tits That Cher

Henry Kissenger

How I'm Missing Yer

And Wishing You Were Here.