Well There's A Man I Know


At Least I Used To Years Ago


I Didn't Really Mind


He Used To Come 'round All The Time





Of Course He Had To Be Fed


I Had To Give Him A Bed


He Used To Kip On My Sofa


They Used To Call Him A Loafer





I've Heard He's Changed A Lot Since Then


But Some Of His Ways He Just Can't Mend





Told The Other Day


That He'd Offered To Pay


He Didn't Like His Dad


He Earned All He Ever Had





He Didn't Have No Shame


He Was A Master At His Game


He Never Showed His Hand


He Was The Bed And Breakfast Man





He Was, He Was The Bed And Breakfast Man