Terry turns he just cannot sleep From the ceaseless noise out in the street It's too hot and it's too late There's nothing he can do but wait Terry says "I'm going nowhere fast" Nobody hears there's no one there Julie wakes .. Read »

Naughty boys in nasty schools Headmasters breaking all the rules Having fun and playing fools Smashing up the woodwork tools All the teachers in the pub Passing 'round the ready-rub Trying not to think of when The lunc.. Read »

Well there's a man I know At least I used to years ago I didn't really mind He used to come 'round all the time Of course he had to be fed I had to give him a bed He used to kip on my sofa They used to call h.. Read »

Everything that I tell you, girl, every word that you hear Every little whisper, let me make myself clear There ain't no lies to deceive you, I love you too much for that Every word that I say is true, you can believe m.. Read »

Papers in the morning Bowler hat on head Walking to the bus stop He's longing for his bed Waiting with his neighbours In the rush-hour queue Got to get the first bus So much for him to do He's got to hurry Got to g.. Read »

That was a close escape, have to get a new hobby to relate. Something less conspicuous, won't take up too much time, Something less energetic, for what I've got in mind. I won't be too persistant 'cos I'm not that way i.. Read »

In the earliest days of my shoplifting career, You could safely say I was filled with fear. It was nail biting work from the very start, But several quick sucesses soon gave me heart. After a while I could pick or nick or.. Read »

Walls signed with autographs, Ceilings full of echoed laughs, Something's disappear. Gurus on roller skates, Capital for swinging fetes The area is to be cleared. A stab in the back, the smoke and the black As i.. Read »

Gentlemen and assassins and ladies of the night I call upon you this evening in the hope of shedding some light I can't go into detail or finger unfounded fools But there are some here amongst us that are not playing to the r.. Read »

I've been driving in my car, it's not quite a Jaguar I bought it in Primrose Hill from a bloke from Brazil It was made in fifty-nine in a factory by the Tyne It says Morris on the door, the G.P.O. owned it before I drive .. Read »