I Wish I Was A Lesbian, And Not A Hetero.

I Wouldn't Have To Deal With Men And All Their Come And Go,

And All Their Yucky Yucky Facial Hair And All Their Machis'mo!

I Wish I Were A Lesbian And Not A Hetero!

I Wish I Was A Lesbian And That I Wasn't Straight.

I'd Sleep With Women Only. Man, It Would Be Great.

I'd Throw Away My Diaphragm, I Wouldn't Want To Mate.

I Wish I Was A Lesbian, And That I Wasn't Straight!

I Wish I Were A Lesbian, I'd Like To Be A Dyke.

I'd Sleep With K.d. Lang. Mel Gibson, Take A Hike!

I Think It Would Be Nice To Love Someone Who Was Alike.

I Wish I Was A Lesbian, I'd Like To Be A Dyke!

I Wish I Was A Lesbian, That's Why This Song Is Sung.

It Shouldn't Really Matter How Somebody Is Hung.

Other Things Are More Important- Like How You Use Your Tongue!

I Wish I Was A Lesbian, That's Why This Song Is Sung!

I DARE Casey Kasem To Play This!

I Wish I Was A Lesbian, And Not A Hetero.

I Wouldn't Have To Deal With Men And All Their Come And Go,

And All Their Yucky Facial Hair And All Their Machis'mo

(I Hate That Machis'mo!)

I Wish I Was A Lesbian And Not A Hetero!