We've come a long way since we last shook hands Still got a long way to go We couldn't see the flowers since we last shook hands Couldn't see the flowers on account of the snow What did you do with your burden and your cr.. Read »

Crossin' the highway late last night He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right He didn't see the station wagon car The skunk got squashed and there you are! You got yer Dead skunk in the middle of the road Dead.. Read »

I'd rather be dreaming than living Living's just too hard to do It's chances not choices Noises not voices A day's just a thing to get through Living's just too hard to do I'd rather be dreaming than talking There's no.. Read »

I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero. I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go, And all their yucky yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo! I wish I were a lesbian and not a hetero! I wish I was a.. Read »

I'm Alright - Loudon Wainwright III (Wainwright) Woke up this morning, didn't feel that bad Last night was definitely not one of the worst I ever had Ate a nice dinner, drank a few drinks Didn't think about you baby n.. Read »

You sit at a desk and you squirm in a chair You stretch out on a couch, you could fall asleep there But you lie in your bed and you try not to think You put on your bathrobe and you stand at the sink And then you look int.. Read »

In this town television shuts off at two What can a lonely rock & roller do Oh the bed's so big and the sheets are clean and your girlfriend said that you were 18 The styrofoam icebucket is full of ice Come up to my mote.. Read »

I slept through the night, I got through to the dawn I flipped a switch and the light went on I got out of bed and I put some clothes on It's a pretty good day so far I turned the tap, there was cold there was hot I put .. Read »

1. This summer I went swimming, This summer I might have drowned But I held my breath and I kicked my feet And I moved my arms around, I moved my arms around. 2. This summer I swam in the ocean, And I swam in .. Read »

Little did I know, though I probably should have guessed By the way you walked and talked and spoke and smoked an dressed You actually seemed to like me and so naturally I presumed You were after that thing, it's the one t.. Read »