Christopher Calls Me
He Calls Me Complaining
He's Already Waited Too Long To Begin
The World Is On One Side
And I'm On The Other
And I Read In A Magazine
And I Am What I Is
I Am....

Brian The Actor
That He Does On Saturdays
In Nothing But A Bowtie
He Would Bring Me A Drink
He Tells Me He Sweats It
Like Pig In A Blanket
And I Ran Out Of Toothpicks
But I Don't Have A Thing
And I Am

Oooooh...

Well Autumn Will Come
And Everyone Loves You When You've Already Won
And I'm Here To Tell You That I Don't Care If Up Turns You Down
Just To Hear You Say I Am What I Am
When I Am What I Is
I Am What I Am
When I Am What I Is

Jeanny Is Lonely
She Lives With Her Parents
She Saves All Her Money
So She Can Spend It In Spain
Her Boss Doesn't Get It
She Says To Forget It
I Told Her We're Different
But She Knows We're The Same
And I Am...

Ooohhhh....

Well Autumn Will Come
And Everyone Loves You When You've Already Won
And I'm Here To Tell You That I Don't Care If Up Turns You Down
Just To Hear You Say I Am What I Am
When I Am What I Is
I Am What I Am
When I Am What I Is

Christopher Calls Me
He Calls Me Complaining
And I Am What I Am
And I Am What I Is
Christopher Calls Me
He Calls Me Complaining
And I Am What I Am
And I Am What I Is