[Grand Puba] Two Times For The Drummer, 'fore I Start It I Say, "Hit Me!"

Puba's Kickin Flavor, And I Brought Somebody With Me

[Positive K] Positive, The Gentlemen, The Rapper

Suave Blase, You Know Dapper

[Grand Puba] See This Is Not A Song About Friends

Because We Make Ends, And Then We Spread The Skins

[Positive K] This Song Becomes A Well Known Tune

And My Mic's Gonna Bloom Like A Flower In June

[Grand Puba] We Kick Much Flavor And You Know That

As Smooth As The Head On A Fed Named Kojak

[Positive K] Grip The Mic Til My Hand Get Calloused

And I'll Tell You Like Ralph Kramden Told Alice,

"Bang Zoom!"

[Grand Puba] It's Up Up And Away

[Positive K] Grand Puba

[Grand Puba] And Positive K

[Positive K] Lyrics Real Sweet Like Candy

[Grand Puba] It's Just Like A Condom

[Pos & Puba] WE KEEP ONE HANDY



Go Puba, Go Positive (4X)



[Positive K]

To My Adversaries, I'm Not Ordinary

Not The Godfather, Or The Tooth Fairy

Not Jack Spade Or Engelbert Humperdink

Listen To This Rhyme And Tell Us What You Think



[Grand Puba]

One Two Three Grand Puba's On The Count

Rhyming Gets Me Papes In Very Large Amount

Brother You're Wrong, If You Think Crime Pays

Don't Like Gays, And Take Vacations Off Of Holidays



[Positive K]

Practice Safe Sex To Prevent Strange Diseases

Wear My Hat, On One Night Skeezers

I Roll Dice, But Don't Bet On The Horses

Punks Take Losses And I Don't Reveal My Sources



[Grand Puba]

So Umm, Take The Fifth If You're Planning To Riff

The Rhymes Spread Like Jif To Make Your Loose Knot Stiff

Kick Up Your Feet If You're Feeling Kinda Queasy..

Relax.. (ha Ha) Take It Easy!



[Positive K]

You're In Good Hands, Positive Is A Survivor

I Make Rhymes Of Anything, I'm Like McGyver

If I Were A Computer Rap Would Be My Program

Since I'm A Righteous Man, I Don't Eat Ham

I Wish More People Was Alive Like Me



[Grand Puba] But Positive..

[Positive K] Whattup Max?



[Grand Puba]

See The Vocab Is Lovely, Girls Be Thinkin Of Me

Other Rappers Try To Be Me, Competition Can't See Me

So Hey, Whaddya Say, I Got The Flow Y'all

If You Don't Know The Time Then You Better Check The Seiko

Or Timex, I Suplex, Get Biz On The Co-ssacks

Put Em In A Line Then I Ask, "Who's Next?"

Grand Puba, Guaranteed To Make A Big Hit

Doin Much Damage On This Two Man Skit

Trying To Hold Me Back Won't Harm Me

And When The Gear Gets Too Small It's For The Salvation Army

So Mami, Or Mida, A Way I Say, "No One's Sweeter!"

(Now That's Funky!)

You See The Style I Kick Is Rugged, I Shine Like A Nugget

Cause In-tense Mean You Dig It, Past Tense Mean You Dug It!

So Dance, To A Light Tune, My Lit-tle Doll

Da-nah-nah, Da-nah-nah, Da-nah-nah, Dah

Rock Me Wit, Vi-bra-tion

Give Me A Deep Med-i-ta-tion

There Is None Betta Than Grand Pu-ba

Baby Be Get It All Togetha

You See The Second Time Around I Hope The Label Don't Flake

And If They Do I Go To Drake And Say, "Give Me A Break"

Like Toyota Say, I Say (Oh What A Feeling!)

I Bust