I Went Downtown Last Night, Gonna Dig A Show

Walked Past The Display Window Of A Big Department Store

When I Looked Inside This Window, Hangin' Off Of The Racks

Down There Near The Bottom Was A Great Pair Of Pink Peg Slacks

I Gotta Have 'em; Yeah, What I Need For 'em Is Cash

Well Well, Have A Lot Of Cash & Wear Crazy Pink Peg Slacks



Well, I Walked Up To A Salesman & Said, "Mister, I'm Flat Broke

But I Gotta Have Them Pink Slacks." He Said, "What Is This, Man, A Joke?"

Well, I Asked Him How Much Money; He Said, "Add 4 & 8"

I Said, "Man, Them Pants Is Crazy; Them's Pink Pair Of Acetate!"

I Gotta Have 'em; Yeah, What I Need For 'em Is Cash

Well Well, Have A Lot Of Cash & Wear Crazy Pink Peg Slacks



I Went To See My Baby, Asked Her For Some Dough

She Said, "Well, You Know, I Love You, Honey, But What You Need This Money For?"

Well, I Talked About Them Baggers I Saw Across Downtown

She Got A Sawbuck From Her Daddy & I Turned My Ford Around

I Gotta Have 'em; Yeah, What I Need For 'em Is Cash

Well Well, Have A Lot Of Cash & Wear Crazy Pink Peg Slacks



Brought The Ford To A Stop, Rushed Into The Store

Said, "Man, I Got A Sawbuck." He Said, "No, You Need 2 Bucks More"

I Said, "What's The Matter, Can't I Charge You?"

He Said, "You Don't Get These Things For Free"

I Said, "But Mister, You Just Don't Know What Those Pink Peggers Mean To Me!"

I Gotta Have 'em; Yeah, What I Need For 'em Is Cash

Well Well, Have A Lot Of Cash & Wear Crazy Pink Peg Slacks