You're The Top! You're The Colosseum,

You're The Top! You're The Louve Museum,

You're A Melody From A Symphony, By Strauss,

You're A Bandle Bonnet, A Shakspeare Sonnet,

You're Mickey Mouse.

You're The Nile,You're The Tow'r Of Pisa,

You're The Smile On The Mona Lisa;

I'm A Worthless Check, A Total Wreck, A Flop,

But If Baby, I'm The Bottom,

You're The Top!