[Spoken Clinton Voice]

Hello Australia,

Bill Here.



[Singing Clinton]

Well I Haven't Been Down Under For Quite A While,

It's Great To See You Austrians Speak,

Such Good English.

Hey Hey Hey.

Hey, I Say Gee-day.

Well I'm Shopping Round The Same Speech,

All Around The World.

My Head Is In A Spin,

'Cos I Think I Met A Girl.

Hey Hey Hey.



[Regular Singing]

I Found Love In The Arse End,

Of The World.



[Spoken Queen Elizabeth Voice]

Good Day Australia,

This Is Your Queen.



[Singing Elizabeth]

I Haven't Been Down Under For Quite A While,

I Love The Way You Colonials

Touch Me On The Back.

Hey Hey Hey,

I Say Good Day.



[Spoken Elizabeth]

It's The Queen's English,

That Means It's My English.

So If I Say Blagook,

You Have To Include It.

Go On, Put It In A Sentence.



[Regular Spoken]

I, Blagook, The Shops



[Spoken Elizabeth]

Excellent, Excellent.



[Singing Elizabeth]

Well, I've Been Waving My White Glove,

From A Bullet-proof Van,

But I Never Felt Safer,

Than With This Crude Southern Man.

Hey Hey Hey.



[Regular Singing]

I Found Love In The Arse End,

Of The World.



[Spoken Clinton]

I Did Not Have Sex With That Woman,

We Were Making Sweet, Sweet Love,

It Was Too Beautiful To Use Such A Crude Term,

We Were Humping Like Two Wild Buffalo

And I Will Not Reduce It To Some Base Animal Act.

Let Me Tell You Though,

She's A Hell Cat.



[Regular Singing]

I Found Love In The Arse End,

Of The World.



[Elizabeth]

Bill, You Send Electricity Up My Spine.



[Clinton]

I Think That's Your Pacemaker,

But Lizzie That's Just Fine.

Hey Hey Hey,

I Think I'll Stay.



[Spoken Elizabeth]

Well Bill I Think That You And I Might Marry,

I Love The Way You Get Along With,

My Grandson Harry.



[Regular S